According to all the Yanks are kterejma in the States we

According to all the Yanks are kterejma in the States we're talking about is the way by car to Mexico tukany sheer suicide. Our American guidebooks feel the same way, the Security Council are basically in style as you at least a few days to prolong life. The global crisis in connection with the war různejch bosses narkomafie according to him, has changed the population in the north of Mexico horde hladovejch desperados, raping and murdering tourists tukany on sight (the order may be reversed). tukany First you all a wise advice of "stopping or cops are dressed mafia" laugh over time in us after all zasejvaj 'seed tukany of doubt, or rather worrying.
Mexickejch crossing the border, we'll love so much that it now zopákneme. We are waiting for is some control on the "Mexican side", but somehow there is none. Nobody us or stop by and to spanělskejch tukany inscriptions understand that we are in Mexico. But we need a tourist card "exit clause" for the car - without Supposed Mexican Floyd Render 's real taste fine. So you pretty vystojíme two-hour queue back to the USA, intricately explain American ouředníkum we do not want in the States, but in Mexico, go through a thorough, increased control (PAC get to the list podezřelejch individuals), then sinful tukany pay money for a card with a finally clause Hooray for "vražednýho" Mexico.
First let me but little nudnejch realities: Mexico or the United Mexican States (as has occurred're called, though tukany současnej outgoing tukany president soon enforce a change tukany in the Mexican Republic) is about twenty-five times greater than the Czech Republic, a population greater than the roughly eleven times. tukany Mexico is (like the U.S.) presidential republic, ie. the president has much more power than us. The country consists of 31 states and spolkovejch capital is Ciudad de Mexico, which is around with his 20-25 million (nobody knows exactly) the third largest city in the world. The history, etc. etnikách again in the next article, so we will not overwhelm.
In the border town Mexicali, we find that gasoline is příjemnejch 10.5 pesos (about 16 kaček) and happily erasing tukany direction coastal resort of Puerto Penasco. Enjoying levnýho petrol us but quickly clouded the fact that almost all the "highway" in the hands of entrepreneurs soukromejch that for passing vybíraj 'unchristian toll. How soon we find the highway in Mexico means that the path is mostly covered with asphalt, tukany potholes across the entire width of the road is just každejch one hundred meters tukany and only rarely the path suddenly ends that could go a few kilometers field. In contrast, the so-called libre, or free road, it is necessary path in the first find, or. to create. Tolls based on average about 2 klicks to the gum.
Approximately fifty klicks from the border we're supposed to cross the border duty free zone where we zkrontrolujou all documents and keep us free nepustěj clause ', but nothing tukany like this has somehow made. But ten klicks us what we stopping Floyd or soldiers, constantly seeking something in our car. If you go for drugs, not just inconsistent - in practice always open our two boxes, nahlídnou to them and when they have not drop five kilos of cocaine, with a nice smile and pustěj 'us on. It is unbelievable how many plums and soldiers we met - according to our calculations, it is based around 2,8 uniforms on a civilian. And their massive bulletproof vests and guns indicate that assist and protect the not so simple. A little scary působěj 'machine-gun nests built along the roads, sometimes standing on the overpass, where we happily headed doll on the head.
By the way, the smile is our main and the only means of communication. Unfortunately, it confirmed our worst Obama - one can not speak English or kuňknout (including officers or receptionist in luxury hotels) and our Spanish tukany begins and ends with the sentence tukany "No hablo Espanol.". Nezbejvá, over the course of time to learn at least a few basic phrases. After two more weeks already quite solid we can ask for the price of rooms, order food, etc. Unfortunately, we have no idea what we so about Responder '. And our already winged "No hablo .. "It's usually tukany just vyhecuje to" higher performance "- Add 'on the speed and dump on us so many words, that is to use We suspect the opportunity when you can curse someone with impunity profusely.
American catastrophic vision of course greatly exaggerated - and the Mexican border, tukany we feel relatively safe. It is true that the road is suspiciously many hitchhikers asking for help with their allegedly broken car, which is adopted oblíbenej trick local desperados. Hard to say if Rite fact problems, stop after all dare.
Puerto Penasco is a seaside resort on the shores of the Pacific, a few years ago experienced a huge boom thanks to the influx of thousands of tourists americkejch, 'cause just a few hundred klicks from kalifornskejch borders. The crisis and the consequent fear Yanks from Mexico but veškerej tourist industry suddenly cut off, so most of the hotels is under construction. The beach looks like after extinction, so all traders with trinkets gotta 'look at us. But when all